The great Monster battle thread!!!

[The Khan]

To OP: You're an idiot.

[The undead Mesmer]

Originally Posted by The Khan

To OP: You're an idiot.

this is called flaming and i wont respond to this if you call me an idiot look in the mirror and look a even bigger idiot

(if anny moderator reads this can you plz keep this thread flame free?)
(atleast try to delete the useless flame-spams on this thread this one is yust about fun and not about flaming)

[The undead Mesmer]

this has yust came in the tonberry king and bowser arent gonna fight themselfe but they are deploying their units to battle on a humongous field with traps bombs and more bowser whil use his minions and the tonberry king whil use his tonberry minions

Dont forget to bet

[Ultimate_Gaara]

Im not familliar with anything FF except in CC.. so im going with the FF guy on this.. why you ask?, Well it does not take a genious to find out bowser has lost to a plummer more times than one Koopa should

my money is on dude with floating thing over his head...

[wjb2008]

I put 10,000,000,000,000 gil on Bowser. The dude's like... 10 years old. I think he has a leg up on Tonberry King in the experience department.

Just outta curiosity, what's my return on the werewolf v orange fight? Or does my bet stand for the rematch?

[Selerious]

Ill have to go with the tonberry king and his minions on this one, Tonberries in general having a fair bit of health and the dealy chef's knife. we might also see some supporting fire from the king himself in a junk of the battlefield.

1000 gold for the king to win.

[The undead Mesmer]

Originally Posted by wjb2008

I put 10,000,000,000,000 gil on Bowser. The dude's like... 10 years old. I think he has a leg up on Tonberry King in the experience department.

Just outta curiosity, what's my return on the werewolf v orange fight? Or does my bet stand for the rematch?

nah the money is for the rematch

Ladies and Gentlemen the bettings have stopped whe whil now announce the winner.

Its for the first time in history that this king won a fair battle its nobody else then Bowser!!!!!

Tiamat:this whas the longest battle i have ever seen atleast 2 hours first 1.45 hours what the strategic part killing koopas on one side and tonberrys on the other in this kind of battle bowser should have won but he didnt the tonberrys where with too manny and they all used their chefs knife attack >.<
but after it Bowser whent insane rushed to the tonberry king and asked him for a 1v1 battle they whent up the greatest tower in the field and for 15 minutes it whas quiet when after it the tonberry king came falling down from the roof and fell death nobody knws what happened that day and Bowser is keeping his mouth shut (could mario have something to do with this?)

Final verdict.
on the large scale the tonberry king won but he is death so whe must make Bowser the winner sad but treu.

join us next time for a classic nintendo battle 2v2

[The undead Mesmer]

Its a beautifull day for some more death and chaos so dont let us wait and lets meet our contestants.
here is team one the Donkey kong villian team here are the

Zingers

these little critters cant talk but they are nasty pieces of screw-ups >.<

and now lets meet our second team they came from the far country called hyrule give them a squidy applause here are the

Octoroks

these less little creatures also cant talke but they made the life of link a lot more tougher in all the legend of zelda games.

Tiamat: yup a classic nintendo battle between one of the most annoying monsters in the nintendo monster history.

now everybody place your bets now

[Ultimate_Gaara]

The bees will be too fast for the octos, however they will have little to no power against them so eventualy will become tired.. or will they

Im calling this one a tie, zingers will bee (get it?) too fast but the octorocks but they will not be strong enough to beat them.. this battle will last until someone gives up

[wjb2008]

I call it a stalemate. The bees can only move in predefined patterns (circles, sine waves, ets) and only DO anything if you touch them. In which case you're dead. So the octos cant touch the zingers!! IF, however, you throw barrels into the mix... the octos have it in the bag.

[daemon girl]

This one is the easyest of them all.
Every little child knows when u swallow a stinger they sting u in the throat and u choke to death.
Seeing the enormous sucking moves the other guys make with their mouths it will be a quick victory for the stingers.

I'll put down 500g for that one

[The undead Mesmer]

Originally Posted by daemon girl

This one is the easyest of them all.
Every little child knows when u swallow a stinger they sting u in the throat and u choke to death.
Seeing the enormous sucking moves the other guys make with their mouths it will be a quick victory for the stingers.

I'll put down 500g for that one

for some common sense i hope you played the legend of zelda octorocks dont suck up their enemies but shoot stones and zingers have the bad habbit to shoot their stingers of so they are both long range enemies

[Ultimate_Gaara]

Originally Posted by wjb2008

I call it a stalemate. The bees can only move in predefined patterns (circles, sine waves, ets) and only DO anything if you touch them. In which case you're dead. So the octos cant touch the zingers!! IF, however, you throw barrels into the mix... the octos have it in the bag.

hmm good point... but i think outside wepons are banned.

This could be the closest match in history!

[daemon girl]

Originally Posted by The undead Mesmer

for some common sense i hope you played the legend of zelda octorocks dont suck up their enemies but shoot stones and zingers have the bad habbit to shoot their stingers of so they are both long range enemies

If the stingers shoot their stingers then they win for sure cause they don't even have to fly into the other guys throats.
And i must admit it's been a long time since i've seen Zelda and i RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOed up my mind with all other senseless stuff since then so i didn't remember about the ranged attack.

[The undead Mesmer]

ok everybody let the betting stop and whe whil now announce the winner.

THE WINNER IS

the octoroks
tiamat: ladies and gentlemen the most funny battle in the game history it whas over in a matter of seconds (yup in about 40 seconds) first 10 seconds the octorocks dove underwater after some seconds the zingers followed them into the deep and died >.<
(zingers cant swim they die with the contact of water rofl)

join us next time for the next immense battle of the beasts

[chris_nin00]

Originally Posted by The undead Mesmer

ok everybody let the betting stop and whe whil now announce the winner.

THE WINNER IS

the octoroks
tiamat: ladies and gentlemen the most funny battle in the game history it whas over in a matter of seconds (yup in about 40 seconds) first 10 seconds the octorocks dove underwater after some seconds the zingers followed them into the deep and died >.<
(zingers cant swim they die with the contact of water rofl)

join us next time for the next immense battle of the beasts

Stupid zinger...
I'll bet on the next one.

[The undead Mesmer]

Originally Posted by chris_nin00

Stupid zinger...
I'll bet on the next one.

do that the next battle is gonna take some more time to prepare wo whe are gonna give a rundown of our contestants and who won and lost.

battle 1
Ghost (pacman)
Omega (FF)
winner Ghost

battle 2
team 1: scubakitty and scubadog
team 2: hydra and gargoyle
winner team 1

battle 3 aka classic v future
the werewolf
orange robot x3
winner werewolf and 1 orange robot

battle 4 Kingdom heaven (ok that named sucks )
Tonberry king
Bowser
winner first part Tonberry king
winner second part Bowser
winner all around Bowser (because he killed the tonberry king)

battle 5 annoyance factor 10 (hmmm im getting better at this lol)
Zinger
Octorock
winner octorok (because the zinger commited suicide >.<)

ok everybody that whas it later this evening whe whil tell you what the next battle shall be i give you one clue ''its a battle between some serious titans >.<)

[The undead Mesmer]

Ladies and Gentlemen lets meet our new contestants its a classic 1v1 again but with a twist you cant use skills or spells only weapons and your bare hands so now lets meet our contestants

Godzilla

our first titan muhahahaha


KingKong

our second titan thats gonna battle today

tiamat: 2 classic movie titans battling eachother there whas made a movie of it but this is a rematch this can become the most gigantic battle ever.

everybody place your bettins now who is gonna win KingKong or Godzilla?

[Ultimate_Gaara]

Well i saw the old movie and king kong won... so this time is G-zillas time to shine

[The undead Mesmer]

Originally Posted by Ultimate_Gaara

Well i saw the old movie and king kong won... so this time is G-zillas time to shine

gaara or your really old or you like to watch old movies 1 of the 2

and yeah i think that our feasty lizard is gonna win this time last movie they made of him errrrm her she got babies so they might have grown up aswell >.<

gaara you have become verry whell known in this arena you are now able to sit in the rich-ppl corner (if you sit their you are 1 verry rich or 2 verry whell known) when you sit there you have a much better view of the arena .